It isn't that hard to be a good maid of honor. Always support your bride-to-be, co-host a gorgeous bridal shower, And never ever sleep with the father of your bride. In my defense, I didn't know who he truly was when we met. My best friend's father was more like a myth or a legend, Yet the silver-haired fox I met after a cancelled flight was charming, courteous, And oh-so-clever enough to get me to fall for the weekend.